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A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.<\/p>\n

“What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket”.<\/p>\n

The man said “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on”<\/p>\n

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.<\/p>\n

\"funny-and-sexy-ad-mens-dream-wife\"<\/a>

Dream wife.<\/p><\/div>\n

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.<\/p>\n

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.<\/p>\n

“Your horse called up”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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