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\"funny-wedding-animal-legs-bride-legs\"<\/a>

What legs!<\/p><\/div>\n

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications.<\/p>\n

He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.<\/p>\n

The computer operated faultlessly.<\/p>\n

It sent him a penguin<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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