{"id":1884,"date":"2014-06-11T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-11T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1884\/blonde-jokes\/blondes-are-not-stupid-convention\/"},"modified":"2014-06-21T14:05:48","modified_gmt":"2014-06-21T14:05:48","slug":"blondes-are-not-stupid-convention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1884\/blonde-jokes\/blondes-are-not-stupid-convention\/","title":{"rendered":"Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5976\" style=\"width: 560px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-and-sexy-ads-mens-underwear-jbs.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5976\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5976\" title=\"woman enjoying mens-underwear-jbs\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-and-sexy-ads-mens-underwear-jbs.jpg\" alt=\"woman enjoying mens-underwear\" width=\"550\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-and-sexy-ads-mens-underwear-jbs.jpg 550w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-and-sexy-ads-mens-underwear-jbs-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5976\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#8217;m not stupid; I got paid for smelling it. You are stupid, I will not smell yours.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>80,000 blondes are gathered for a Blondes Are Not Stupid convention. The leader says, &#8220;We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.<\/p>\n<p>The leader asks her, &#8220;What is 15 plus 15?&#8221; After 15 or 20 seconds she says, &#8220;18!&#8221; Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then, 80,000 blondes start cheering, &#8220;Give her another chance! Give her another chance!&#8221; The leader says, &#8220;Well, since we\u2019ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So he asks, &#8220;What is 5 plus 5?&#8221; After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, &#8220;90?&#8221; The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, &#8220;Give her another chance! Give her another chance!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, &#8220;OK! OK! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?&#8221; The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, &#8220;4?&#8221;. 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