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Dirty panties, but man likes the stint.<\/p><\/div>\n

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.<\/p>\n

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.<\/p>\n

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