{"id":1881,"date":"2011-09-14T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-14T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1881\/blonde-jokes\/a-blonde-may-be-smarter-than-a-lawyer\/"},"modified":"2011-08-30T07:24:01","modified_gmt":"2011-08-30T07:24:01","slug":"a-blonde-may-be-smarter-than-a-lawyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1881\/blonde-jokes\/a-blonde-may-be-smarter-than-a-lawyer\/","title":{"rendered":"A blonde may be smarter than a lawyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5983\" style=\"width: 560px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-shoes-ad-converse.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5983\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5983\" title=\"funny-shoes-ad-converse, i wear my shoes\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-shoes-ad-converse.jpg\" alt=\"funny-shoes-ad-converse, i wear my shoes\" width=\"550\" height=\"747\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-shoes-ad-converse.jpg 550w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-shoes-ad-converse-220x300.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5983\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Wanna try?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, &#8220;I ask you a question, and if you don\u2019t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, &#8220;Okay, if you don\u2019t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don\u2019t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This catches the blonde\u2019s attention and figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer asks the first question. &#8220;What\u2019s the distance from the earth to the moon?&#8221; The blonde doesn\u2019t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.<\/p>\n<p>Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, &#8220;What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he send e-mails to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.<\/p>\n<p>The blonde says, &#8220;Thank you,&#8221; and turns back to get some more sleep.<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, &#8220;Well, what\u2019s the answer?&#8221; Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00 and goes back to sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1881\/blonde-jokes\/a-blonde-may-be-smarter-than-a-lawyer\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? 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