{"id":188,"date":"2012-04-11T17:59:31","date_gmt":"2012-04-11T17:59:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/188\/animal-jokes\/watch-dog\/"},"modified":"2012-04-07T13:57:05","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T13:57:05","slug":"watch-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/188\/animal-jokes\/watch-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6711\" title=\"funny-Japanes-cartoon-in-bus-stop\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-Japanes-cartoon-in-bus-stop-400x276.jpg\" alt=\"funny-Japanes-cartoon-in-bus-stop\" width=\"400\" height=\"276\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-Japanes-cartoon-in-bus-stop-400x276.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-Japanes-cartoon-in-bus-stop-150x103.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-Japanes-cartoon-in-bus-stop.jpg 623w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked. 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