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\"funny<\/a>

Santa’s complain.<\/p><\/div>\n

Alex was five; all his Christmas presents were always signed, \u2019from Father Christmas.\u2019<\/p>\n

A little while after Alex had opened all his presents on Christmas morning,<\/p>\n

we became aware that he was looking quite down in the mouth for no obvious reason.<\/p>\n

\u2019What\u2019s the matter, Alex?\u2019 I asked.<\/p>\n

\u2019Ummmm, \u2019replied Alex slowly, \u2019I really hoped that you and Mummy would give me something for Christmas.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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