{"id":1873,"date":"2011-08-17T14:00:05","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T14:00:05","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-08-26T13:56:08","modified_gmt":"2011-08-26T13:56:08","slug":"a-sign-of-the-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1873\/computer-jokes\/a-sign-of-the-times\/","title":{"rendered":"A sign of the times"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5776\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/f4-offline-finally.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5776\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5776\" title=\"f4-offline-finally\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/f4-offline-finally-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"finally signoff  icq in the grave\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/f4-offline-finally-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/f4-offline-finally.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5776\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You will signoff, eventually because there is no internet in the hell or heaven.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>As a little girl climbed onto Santa\u2019s lap, Santa asked the usual, &#8220;And what would you like for Christmas?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: &#8220;Didn\u2019t you get my E-mail?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1873\/computer-jokes\/a-sign-of-the-times\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>As a little girl climbed onto Santa\u2019s lap, Santa asked the usual, &#8220;And what would you like for Christmas?&#8221; The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: &#8220;Didn\u2019t you get my E-mail?&#8221; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[195,11,42],"tags":[4,6,594,5],"class_list":["post-1873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas-jokes","category-computer-jokes","category-kids-jokes","tag-child","tag-christmas","tag-email","tag-santa"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - 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