{"id":187,"date":"2012-04-12T11:57:10","date_gmt":"2012-04-12T11:57:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/187\/blonde-jokes\/magic-mirror\/"},"modified":"2012-04-07T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T14:00:00","slug":"magic-mirror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/187\/blonde-jokes\/magic-mirror\/","title":{"rendered":"Magic mirror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6713\" title=\"funny-photobomb-beauty-and-buttocks\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-photobomb-beauty-and-buttocks.jpg\" alt=\"funny-photobomb-beauty-and-buttocks\" width=\"450\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-photobomb-beauty-and-buttocks.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-photobomb-beauty-and-buttocks-150x107.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-photobomb-beauty-and-buttocks-400x287.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. 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