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Its Christmas at a normal family\u2019s home\u2026.<\/p>\n

4 year old sister, mom, dad, 16 year old sister and 14 year old brother.<\/p>\n

Mom in the kitchen stuffing the turkey. All of a sudden turkey falls off counter and mom goes \u201cFUCK!\u201d<\/p>\n

Then little girl says \u201cMommy what does \u2019fuck\u2019 mean?\u201d<\/p>\n

Frantic mom says \u201cummm its just what I\u2019m doing to the turkey =)\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOk\u201d says the little girl, then the little girl goes upstairs and sees dad shaving in the washroom. All of a sudden he cuts himself and goes \u201cSHIT!\u201d<\/p>\n

\"Bad<\/a>

American education<\/p><\/div>\n

Little girl says \u201cdaddy what does \u2019shit\u2019 mean?\u201d<\/p>\n

He answers quickly \u201cummmm, its just the white stuff on my face\u2026\u201d \u201cok\u201d says the little girl.<\/p>\n

She goes to her older sister\u2019s room and sees her on her cell phone she says \u201c\u2026\u2026..What?\u2026\u2026. REALLY!?\u2026\u2026THOSE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!!!!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

Then the little girl says \u201cMelissa, what does \u2019bitches and bastards mean\u2019?\u201d quickly her older sister answers \u201cThey\u2019re both just other words for people\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cok\u201d says the little girl. then she goes to her bro\u2019s room and sees him looking at a porno magazine\u2026.. she hears him say \u201cWow\u2026.. look at those tits and balls!\u201d *drools*<\/p>\n

Then the little girl says \u201cTony, what does \u2019tits and balls\u2019 mean?\u201d quickly the older brother answers \u201cummmm\u2026.. they\u2019re just another word for scarfs and sweaters\u201d he says just randomly thinking of them.<\/p>\n

\u201cok\u201d says the little girl. when all of a sudden the doorbell rings. The little girl opens the door and sees some friends of mom and dad.<\/p>\n

she says to them \u201chello bitches and bastards! please hang your tits and balls on the rack. My Daddys in the washroom wiping the shit off his face and my Mommy in the kitchen fucking the turkey!<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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