{"id":1862,"date":"2011-09-09T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-09T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1862\/blonde-jokes\/a-fart\/"},"modified":"2011-08-30T05:57:36","modified_gmt":"2011-08-30T05:57:36","slug":"a-fart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1862\/blonde-jokes\/a-fart\/","title":{"rendered":"A Fart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. 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