{"id":1860,"date":"2011-09-08T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-08T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1860\/blonde-jokes\/a-bet-2\/"},"modified":"2011-08-30T05:43:11","modified_gmt":"2011-08-30T05:43:11","slug":"a-bet-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1860\/blonde-jokes\/a-bet-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A bet"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5947\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/I-rule-because-I-have-pussy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5947\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5947\" title=\"I-rule-because-I-have-pussy\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/I-rule-because-I-have-pussy.jpg\" alt=\"I-rule-because-I-have-pussy\" width=\"290\" height=\"353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/I-rule-because-I-have-pussy.jpg 290w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/I-rule-because-I-have-pussy-246x300.jpg 246w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5947\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">She tells the truth.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O\u2019clock news. 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