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Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep.<\/p>\n

\"funny-photobomb-beauty-and-buttocks\"The farmer says “If you can count all my sheep I’ll let you have any one you want.” The blonde looks around her for a moment and says, “You have 356 sheep.”<\/p>\n

The farmer exclaims, “Wow — you’re exactly right. I guess blondes really aren’t dumb. Now go pick yourself out a sheep.”<\/p>\n

The blonde makes her choice, picks it up, comes back to the farmer to thank him.<\/p>\n

“Oh no,” he says, “you can’t have that one.”<\/p>\n

“Why not?” asks the blonde, “you said I could have any sheep I wanted.”<\/p>\n

And the farmer says, “Ma’am, that’s my dog.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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