{"id":1854,"date":"2012-11-02T14:01:34","date_gmt":"2012-11-02T14:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1854\/campus-jokes\/a-math-question\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T04:15:19","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T04:15:19","slug":"a-math-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1854\/campus-jokes\/a-math-question\/","title":{"rendered":"A math question"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7252\" title=\"sexiest-teacher-guys-dream\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexiest-teacher-guys-dream-fro-400x533.jpg\" alt=\"sexiest-teacher-guys-dream\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexiest-teacher-guys-dream-fro-400x533.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexiest-teacher-guys-dream-fro-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexiest-teacher-guys-dream-fro.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?<\/p>\n<p>Patty: Seven!<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: No, listen carefully again. 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