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Dude, does it fit you?<\/p><\/div>\n

A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains.<\/p>\n

They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.<\/p>\n

The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK. “Yes, we\u2019re fine. We\u2019re living on the fruits of love”.<\/p>\n

The old man replied, “I thought so…would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window…they\u2019re choking my ducks!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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