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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.<\/p>\n

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I\u2019m too young to die!” she wails. Then she yells, “Well, if I\u2019m going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I\u2019ve had plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I\u2019ve had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?”<\/p>\n

\"funny<\/a>

Blow job, woman's privilege!<\/p><\/div>\n

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril and they all stare riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.<\/p>\n

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. “I can make you feel like a woman,” he says.<\/p>\n

He\u2019s gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.<\/p>\n

He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:<\/p>\n

“Iron this.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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