{"id":1842,"date":"2011-09-01T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-01T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1842\/restaurant-jokes\/guessing\/"},"modified":"2011-08-29T02:32:15","modified_gmt":"2011-08-29T02:32:15","slug":"guessing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1842\/restaurant-jokes\/guessing\/","title":{"rendered":"Guessing"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5915\" style=\"width: 495px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-best-details-of-the-model.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5915\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5915\" title=\"funny-best-details-of-the-model\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-best-details-of-the-model.jpg\" alt=\"funny details of a model, breast only\" width=\"485\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-best-details-of-the-model.jpg 485w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-best-details-of-the-model-300x256.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5915\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Artists&#39;s perspective!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. 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