{"id":1841,"date":"2011-09-01T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-01T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1841\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/double-for-mother-in-law\/"},"modified":"2011-08-29T02:37:23","modified_gmt":"2011-08-29T02:37:23","slug":"double-for-mother-in-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1841\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/double-for-mother-in-law\/","title":{"rendered":"Double for mother-in-law"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5917\" style=\"width: 485px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5917\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5917\" title=\"dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws.jpg\" alt=\"dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws\" width=\"475\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws.jpg 475w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 475px) 100vw, 475px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5917\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Guy, you will get three mother-in-laws!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.<\/p>\n<p>The man thinks for a moment and then says, &#8220;OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1841\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/double-for-mother-in-law\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. 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