{"id":1840,"date":"2011-09-07T20:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-07T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1840\/politician-jokes\/the-abortion-bill\/"},"modified":"2011-08-30T04:23:26","modified_gmt":"2011-08-30T04:23:26","slug":"the-abortion-bill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1840\/politician-jokes\/the-abortion-bill\/","title":{"rendered":"The Abortion Bill"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5942\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/save-a-virgin-do-me-instead.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5942\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5942\" title=\"save-a-virgin-do-me-instead\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/save-a-virgin-do-me-instead.jpg\" alt=\"save-a-virgin-do-me-instead\" width=\"290\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/save-a-virgin-do-me-instead.jpg 290w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/save-a-virgin-do-me-instead-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5942\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Save a virgin, get a bitch.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What is it?&#8221; exclaims the President.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It\u2019s the Abortion Bill, Mr. President &#8211; what do you want to do about it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just go ahead and pay it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1840\/politician-jokes\/the-abortion-bill\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. &#8220;What is it?&#8221; exclaims the President. &#8220;It\u2019s the Abortion Bill, Mr. President &#8211; what do you want to do about &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1840\/politician-jokes\/the-abortion-bill\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[304,14,21],"tags":[962,290,103,154,545],"class_list":["post-1840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-jokes","category-politician-jokes","category-relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes","tag-abortion","tag-bill-clinton","tag-money","tag-sex","tag-white-house"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - 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