{"id":1839,"date":"2014-08-01T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-01T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1839\/politician-jokes\/what-a-job\/"},"modified":"2014-06-21T14:07:34","modified_gmt":"2014-06-21T14:07:34","slug":"what-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1839\/politician-jokes\/what-a-job\/","title":{"rendered":"What a job!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:<\/p>\n<p>29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses 3 have been arrested for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shop-lifting 21 are current defendants in lawsuits In 1998 alone 84 were stopped for drunk driving.<\/p>\n<p>Can you guess which organization this is?<\/p>\n<p>Give up?<\/p>\n<p><strong>It\u2019s the 535 members of the United States Congress<\/strong>. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5940\" style=\"width: 592px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5940\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5940\" title=\"state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup.jpg\" alt=\"state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup\" width=\"582\" height=\"706\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup.jpg 582w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup-247x300.jpg 247w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 582px) 100vw, 582px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5940\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Welcome to Vermont, ladies.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1839\/politician-jokes\/what-a-job\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1839\/politician-jokes\/what-a-job\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[304,22,14],"tags":[961,105,613],"class_list":["post-1839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-jokes","category-country-jokes","category-politician-jokes","tag-congress","tag-job","tag-usa"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>What a job! -American Jokes, Country Jokes, Politician Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1839\/politician-jokes\/what-a-job\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"What a job! -American Jokes, Country Jokes, Politician Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Can you imagine working at the following Company? 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