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  2. Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out.<\/li>\n
  3. Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint brushes.<\/li>\n
  4. Democrats give their worn-out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs.<\/li>\n
  5. Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.<\/li>\n
  6. Democrats name their children after currently-popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is<\/strong>.<\/li>\n
  7. Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking but are not successful. Neither are Republicans.<\/li>\n
  8. Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don\u2019t.<\/li>\n
  9. Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.<\/li>\n
  10. Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car windows by Democrats<\/strong>.<\/li>\n
  11. Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.<\/li>\n
  12. Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.<\/li>\n
  13. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they\u2019re entitled to a little fun first.<\/li>\n
  14. Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.<\/li>\n
  15. Republicans sleep in twin beds\u2014some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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