{"id":1836,"date":"2011-08-12T14:14:10","date_gmt":"2011-08-12T14:14:10","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2012-03-05T12:39:52","modified_gmt":"2012-03-05T12:39:52","slug":"the-managers-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1836\/office-jokes\/the-managers-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"The Manager\u2019s Problem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An office manager had money problems &amp; had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill&#8230; He thought he\u2019d fire the employee who came late to work the next morning.<\/p>\n<p>Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5784\" style=\"width: 576px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1836\/office-jokes\/the-managers-problem\/attachment\/funny-pose-obama-enjoying-blow-job\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5784\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5784\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5784\" title=\"funny-pose-obama-enjoying-blow-job\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-pose-obama-enjoying-blow-job.jpg\" alt=\"obama enjoying the blow job\" width=\"566\" height=\"412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-pose-obama-enjoying-blow-job.jpg 566w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-pose-obama-enjoying-blow-job-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 566px) 100vw, 566px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5784\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Enjoy it, Mr. President<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break &#8211; strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. 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