{"id":1834,"date":"2011-08-12T14:10:17","date_gmt":"2011-08-12T14:10:17","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-08-27T16:50:06","modified_gmt":"2011-08-27T16:50:06","slug":"a-job-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1834\/people-jokes\/a-job-interview\/","title":{"rendered":"A job interview"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gary wants a job as a signalman on the railways. 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