{"id":1813,"date":"2012-09-05T08:48:30","date_gmt":"2012-09-05T08:48:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1813\/animal-jokes\/first-sex-with-sheep\/"},"modified":"2012-08-27T10:05:49","modified_gmt":"2012-08-27T10:05:49","slug":"first-sex-with-sheep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1813\/animal-jokes\/first-sex-with-sheep\/","title":{"rendered":"First sex with sheep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7129\" title=\"group-sex-doggy-style\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/group-sex-doggy-style-400x411.jpg\" alt=\"group-sex-doggy-style\" width=\"400\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/group-sex-doggy-style-400x411.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/group-sex-doggy-style-150x154.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/group-sex-doggy-style.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where h&#8217;d first had sex.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was right down there by that tree. 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