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\"funny<\/a>

Eeeeee, I don’t want to kiss this bitch.<\/p><\/div>\n

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. ” Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.<\/p>\n

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die.” The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.<\/p>\n

“Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”<\/p>\n

“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.<\/p>\n

“Oh yeah?” the man asked. “And where the hell were you when I got married?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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