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\"funny-girl-smelling-her-breast\"<\/a>

Why did my husband say they are tasteless?<\/p><\/div>\n

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.<\/p>\n

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The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.<\/p>\n

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.<\/p>\n

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.<\/p>\n

Bob has been missing since Friday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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