{"id":1807,"date":"2013-01-18T12:50:20","date_gmt":"2013-01-18T12:50:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1807\/people-jokes\/bad-weather\/"},"modified":"2013-01-18T12:51:21","modified_gmt":"2013-01-18T12:51:21","slug":"bad-weather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1807\/people-jokes\/bad-weather\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad weather"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. 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