{"id":1801,"date":"2012-08-09T10:45:57","date_gmt":"2012-08-09T10:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1801\/restaurant-jokes\/where-is-this-place\/"},"modified":"2012-07-29T08:53:03","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T08:53:03","slug":"where-is-this-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1801\/restaurant-jokes\/where-is-this-place\/","title":{"rendered":"Where is this place?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it &#8211; KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. 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Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The waitress looked at him and said: &#8220;Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1801\/restaurant-jokes\/where-is-this-place\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it &#8211; KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. 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