{"id":1799,"date":"2014-09-05T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-05T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1799\/office-jokes\/red-cross\/"},"modified":"2014-06-21T14:10:52","modified_gmt":"2014-06-21T14:10:52","slug":"red-cross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1799\/office-jokes\/red-cross\/","title":{"rendered":"Red Cross"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. 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