{"id":1798,"date":"2014-04-27T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-27T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1798\/restaurant-jokes\/a-cheap-dinner\/"},"modified":"2014-04-12T07:56:16","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T07:56:16","slug":"a-cheap-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1798\/restaurant-jokes\/a-cheap-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"A cheap dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-sex-harasssment-who-did-it.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5919 alignright\" title=\"A cheap dinner\" alt=\"A cheap dinner\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-sex-harasssment-who-did-it.jpg\" width=\"550\" height=\"412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-sex-harasssment-who-did-it.jpg 550w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-sex-harasssment-who-did-it-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 15 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays.<\/p>\n<p>After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders another beer and a steak. The barman charges him 50 cents, 15 for the beer and 35 for the food.<\/p>\n<p>After finishing his food and drink, he calls the barman over and says, &#8220;Mate, that was the best steak I&#8217;ve ever had. I want to talk to the manager and thank him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No problem,&#8221; says the barman. &#8220;He&#8217;s upstairs with my wife.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s he doing upstairs with your wife?&#8221; asks the man.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Probably the same thing I&#8217;m doing to his business down here!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1798\/restaurant-jokes\/a-cheap-dinner\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 15 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays. 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