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A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he\u2019d asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.<\/p>\n

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry. So finally, a second customer asked why didn\u2019t they just throw out the pest.<\/p>\n

“Oh I don\u2019t care.” said the waiter with a smile. “We don\u2019t even have an air conditioner.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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