{"id":1794,"date":"2013-04-18T12:29:13","date_gmt":"2013-04-18T12:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1794\/people-jokes\/a-conversation\/"},"modified":"2013-03-30T07:39:34","modified_gmt":"2013-03-30T07:39:34","slug":"a-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1794\/people-jokes\/a-conversation\/","title":{"rendered":"A conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-7554\" alt=\"dog-peeing-on-woman\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman.jpg\" width=\"342\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman-400x265.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 342px) 100vw, 342px\" \/>Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road.<\/p>\n<p>I go in the washroom. 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