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Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:44 A.M. by his ringing telephone.<\/p>\n

“Your dog\u2019s barking, and it\u2019s keeping me awake,” said an angry voice.<\/p>\n

Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up.<\/p>\n

The next morning at precisely 4:44 A.M., Bernard called his neighbor back.<\/p>\n

“Good morning, Mr. Williams. Just called to say that I don\u2019t have a dog.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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