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After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend’s new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman. “Is Robert there?” I asked. “Here’s in the shower,” she responded. “Please tell him his girlfriend called,” I said and hung up.<\/p>\n

When he did not return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. “This is Robert,” he said.<\/p>\n

“You’re not my boyfriend!” I exclaimed.<\/p>\n

“I know,” he replied. “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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