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“No,” he says. The seat is empty.<\/p>\n

“This is incredible”, said the woman. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Gold Medal Finals and not use it?”<\/p>\n

He says “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Olympic Volleyball Finals we haven\u2019t been to together since we got married in 1967.”<\/p>\n

“Oh … I\u2019m sorry to hear that. That\u2019s terrible. But couldn\u2019t you find someone else – a friend or relative, or even a neighbor – to take the seat?”<\/p>\n

The man shakes his head “No. They\u2019re all at the funeral<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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