{"id":1788,"date":"2013-05-08T12:23:29","date_gmt":"2013-05-08T12:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1788\/people-jokes\/old-macdonald-had-a\/"},"modified":"2013-05-05T11:05:40","modified_gmt":"2013-05-05T11:05:40","slug":"old-macdonald-had-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1788\/people-jokes\/old-macdonald-had-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Old MacDonald had a"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"roosters-playing-soccer\"Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was a fill-in-the-blank.<\/p>\n

The last question read, “Old MacDonald had a ________.”<\/p>\n

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.<\/p>\n

Making sure the professor wasn\u2019t watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. “Pssst. Tiny. What\u2019s the answer to the last question?”<\/p>\n

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn\u2019t noticed then he turned to Bubba. “Bubba, you\u2019re so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM.”<\/p>\n

“Oh yeah,” said Bubba. “I remember now.”<\/p>\n

He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny\u2019s shoulder again, he whispered, “Tiny, how do you spell farm?”<\/p>\n

“You are really dumb, Bubba. That\u2019s so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O.<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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