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\"sexy-girls-big-breast-hide-some-keys-in-keyboard\"1. PCMCIA People Canot Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
\n2. ISDN It Still Does Nothing
\n3. APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
\n4. SCSI System Canot See It
\n5. DOS Defunct Operating System
\n6. BASIC Billos Attempt to Seize Industry Control
\n7. IBM I Blame Microsoft
\n8. DEC Do Expect Cuts
\n9. CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
\n10. OS\/2 Obsolete Soon, Too
\n11. WWW World Wide Wait
\n12. MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash. If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
\n13. PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
\n14. COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
\n15. AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
\n16. LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
\n17. MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
\n18. WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
\n19. GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
\n20. MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (and) Teenagers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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