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\"10<\/a>10. “Just reach in and grab the giblets.”<\/p>\n

9. “Whew…that\u2019s one terrific spread!”<\/p>\n

8. “I am in the mood for a little dark meat!”<\/p>\n

7. “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”<\/p>\n

6. “Talk about a HUGE breast!”<\/p>\n

5. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”<\/p>\n

4. “She\u2019s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.”<\/p>\n

3. “It\u2019s cool whip time!”<\/p>\n

2. “If I don\u2019t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!”<\/p>\n

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