{"id":1780,"date":"2012-03-30T11:23:22","date_gmt":"2012-03-30T11:23:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1780\/country-jokes\/american-jokes\/thanksgiving-in-the-uk\/"},"modified":"2012-03-11T08:36:23","modified_gmt":"2012-03-11T08:36:23","slug":"thanksgiving-in-the-uk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1780\/country-jokes\/american-jokes\/thanksgiving-in-the-uk\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanksgiving in the UK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6679\" title=\"funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird-400x335.jpg\" alt=\"funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird\" width=\"400\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird-400x335.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird-150x125.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird.jpg 567w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A few years ago, an American and a British journalist were discussing Thanksgiving on a British radio program. The American asked if Thanksgiving was celebrated in the UK.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; the British journalist replied, &#8220;but we celebrate it on the 6th of September.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why then?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s when you chaps left.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1780\/country-jokes\/american-jokes\/thanksgiving-in-the-uk\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A few years ago, an American and a British journalist were discussing Thanksgiving on a British radio program. 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