{"id":1779,"date":"2014-01-14T14:21:07","date_gmt":"2014-01-14T14:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1779\/blonde-jokes\/a-blonde%e2%80%99s-thanksgiving-dinner\/"},"modified":"2013-12-28T10:30:51","modified_gmt":"2013-12-28T10:30:51","slug":"a-blonde%e2%80%99s-thanksgiving-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1779\/blonde-jokes\/a-blonde%e2%80%99s-thanksgiving-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"A blonde\u2019s Thanksgiving dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"A<\/a>It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family.<\/p>\n

Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone.<\/p>\n

The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.<\/p>\n

“Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” said the daughter.<\/p>\n

“Did it not taste good?” her mother asked.<\/p>\n

“I don’t know,” the blonde said. “It wouldn’t sit still!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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