{"id":1777,"date":"2012-04-06T14:17:23","date_gmt":"2012-04-06T14:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1777\/people-jokes\/the-wrong-marriage\/"},"modified":"2012-04-01T12:50:33","modified_gmt":"2012-04-01T12:50:33","slug":"the-wrong-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1777\/people-jokes\/the-wrong-marriage\/","title":{"rendered":"The wrong marriage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6694\" title=\"hilarious-weird-and-sexy-t-shirts-design-rate-my-breast\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hilarious-weird-and-sexy-t-shirts-design-rate-my-breast.jpg\" alt=\"hilarious-weird-and-sexy-t-shirts-design-rate-my-breast\" width=\"477\" height=\"561\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hilarious-weird-and-sexy-t-shirts-design-rate-my-breast.jpg 477w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hilarious-weird-and-sexy-t-shirts-design-rate-my-breast-150x176.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hilarious-weird-and-sexy-t-shirts-design-rate-my-breast-400x470.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 477px) 100vw, 477px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, &#8220;aren&#8217;t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The other replied, &#8220;Yes I am, I married the wrong man.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1777\/people-jokes\/the-wrong-marriage\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, &#8220;aren&#8217;t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?&#8221; 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