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The manager of a small business and his secretary decided to go over to her place for some “gymnastics”. Afterwards, they both fall asleep<\/p>\n

When the manager wakes up and looks at his watch, he discovers that it is after 8 o’clock in the evening.<\/p>\n

He jumps up in a panic wondering what he’s going to say to his wife. He tells the secretary to quickly take his shoes out into the yard and rub them around in the grass. Then he finishes dressing and goes home.<\/p>\n

When the man opens the door to the house, his wife is standing in the doorway fuming and asks him where the hell he’s been until 8:30 in the evening?<\/p>\n

The man calmly replies that he and his secretary are having an affair and that they had fallen asleep after going to her place this afternoon.<\/p>\n

His wife looked at him very carefully and when she saw the state of his shoes, she exclaimed: “You liar, you’ve been FISHING!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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