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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.<\/p>\n

\"book-bathtub\"One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn’t familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat.<\/p>\n

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says,”Good morning, Ma’am, what are you doing?”<\/p>\n

“Reading my book,” she replies, thinking isn’t that obvious?<\/p>\n

“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her.<\/p>\n

“But officer, I’m not fishing. Can’t you see that?”<\/p>\n

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”<\/p>\n

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with rape,” says the woman.<\/p>\n

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.<\/p>\n

“That’s true, but you do have all the equipment.”<\/p>\n

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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