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A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. After making love, while they’re just laying there, the phone rings.<\/p>\n

\"cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend\"Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation…<\/p>\n

“Hello? Oh, hi. I’m so glad that you called.” she says speaking in a cheery voice.<\/p>\n

“Really? That’s wonderful. I am so happy for you. that sounds terrific…<\/p>\n

Great!…<\/p>\n

Thanks…<\/p>\n

Okay…<\/p>\n

Bye.”<\/p>\n

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, “Who was that?”<\/p>\n

“Oh” she replies, “that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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