{"id":1771,"date":"2013-04-19T12:16:17","date_gmt":"2013-04-19T12:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1771\/animal-jokes\/what-fish\/"},"modified":"2013-03-30T07:42:36","modified_gmt":"2013-03-30T07:42:36","slug":"what-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1771\/animal-jokes\/what-fish\/","title":{"rendered":"What fish?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7591\" alt=\"sexy-bikini-girl-fishing\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-bikini-girl-fishing-400x517.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"517\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-bikini-girl-fishing-400x517.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-bikini-girl-fishing-150x193.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-bikini-girl-fishing.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing<\/p>\n<p>The game warden asked the man, &#8220;Do you have a license to catch those fish?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The man replied to the game warden, &#8220;No, sir. These are my pet fish.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pet fish?!&#8221; the warden replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s a bunch of hooey! Fish cannot do that!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, &#8220;Here, I&#8217;ll show you. It really works.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;O.K. I&#8217;ve GOT to see this!&#8221; The game warden was curious.<\/p>\n<p>The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. 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