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\"techy-girl-nail\"Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we\u2019ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You\u2019ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you\u2019ve got me in a good mood, I\u2019ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you\u2019ll be locked up forever.<\/p>\n

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.<\/p>\n

Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill\u2019s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says “I\u2019ll take this option.”<\/p>\n

“Fine,” says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.<\/p>\n

As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. “That was Bill Gates!” cried Lucifer. “Why did you give him the best place of all!”<\/p>\n

“That\u2019s what everyone thinks” snickered Satan.<\/p>\n

“The bottle has a hole in it!”<\/p>\n

“What about the PC?”<\/p>\n

“It\u2019s got Windows 95!” laughed Satan.<\/p>\n

“And it\u2019s missing three keys,”<\/p>\n

“Which three?”<\/p>\n

“Control, Alt and Delete<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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