{"id":1760,"date":"2014-05-03T12:57:08","date_gmt":"2014-05-03T12:57:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1760\/restaurant-jokes\/airline-food\/"},"modified":"2014-04-12T07:58:41","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T07:58:41","slug":"airline-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1760\/restaurant-jokes\/airline-food\/","title":{"rendered":"Airline food"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5772\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/human-meat.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5772\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5772 \" title=\"Airline food\" alt=\"Airline food\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/human-meat-300x207.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/human-meat-300x207.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/human-meat.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5772\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It would be more delicious if she is alive.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>It was mealtime on a small airline and the stewardess asked the passenger if he would like dinner.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What are my choices?&#8221; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>She replied, <strong>&#8220;Yes or No.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1760\/restaurant-jokes\/airline-food\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>It was mealtime on a small airline and the stewardess asked the passenger if he would like dinner. &#8220;What are my choices?&#8221; he asked. 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