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Car and woman!<\/p><\/div>\n

A woman is preparing Sunday dinner, as she has always done since she got married.<\/p>\n

Every Sunday they have boiled chicken and her daughter, now a teenager, is entrusted to assist.<\/p>\n

“Mum,” her daughter asks, “why do you use two pots and put half a chicken in each one?”<\/p>\n

“It\u2019s how my mother always did it dear,” says mother as she adds chopped celery to each pot.<\/p>\n

“Yes, but why?” her daughter persists.<\/p>\n

“As I say it\u2019s just always been the way, and I have simply followed her example ever since I married your father twenty years ago. Tell you what, perhaps we\u2019ll phone granny and ask her the reason.”<\/p>\n

So she goes to the phone and asks her mother if there was some ritual reason, or did it improve the cooking.<\/p>\n

There is a pause and the old lady replies with a pained sigh and not a little mockery in her voice,<\/p>\n

“I never had a pot big enough for a whole chicken<\/strong>!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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