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You now know who the mathemtician is.<\/p><\/div>\n

A Physicist, an Engineer, and a Mathematician are all locked in separate burning buildings.<\/p>\n

The Physicist runs to a chalkboard, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds that amount, puts out the fire, and survives.<\/p>\n

The Engineer pulls out a calculator, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds 10 times that amount, puts out the fire, and survives.<\/p>\n

The mathematician runs to a chalkboard, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, declares, “There is a solution!”, and then burns to death.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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