{"id":1756,"date":"2014-03-19T20:30:15","date_gmt":"2014-03-19T20:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1756\/hospital-jokes\/therapy\/"},"modified":"2014-03-17T12:14:51","modified_gmt":"2014-03-17T12:14:51","slug":"therapy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1756\/hospital-jokes\/therapy\/","title":{"rendered":"Therapy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5804\" style=\"width: 390px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-erection-due-to-two-girls.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5804\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5804\" title=\"funny-erection-due-to-two-girls\" alt=\"funny-erection-due-to-two-girls\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-erection-due-to-two-girls.jpg\" width=\"380\" height=\"510\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-erection-due-to-two-girls.jpg 380w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-erection-due-to-two-girls-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5804\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It cannot be helped. 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